About

What is the Booty Buff, you ask? It all started one night, when my poor, unbootified friend and I were discussing an upcoming party. She wanted to make a mix tape, and was asking me for ideas. I threw out some ideas, mostly booty-shakin' music. I said, "I know a lot of booty songs.....I guess you could call me the Booty Buff!" She said, "No, I would never call you that....I'd die laughing before I could say that!"

Into My Mind: Wow, the Booty Buff has a deep, artistic side! Go check it out! It's chock full of my poetry, lyrics, short stories, and plays.

Stars: A project for science class last year, but go visit it anyway. I spent all of...5 class periods making it.

My Devious Slambook World