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Baby Got Frontby the Booty Buff (Who needs Sir Mix-a-Lot anyway?)If you would like to send this to a friend or put it on your page, please credit me. [Intro] Dude, Kevin, Look at his pants They are SO big He looks like one of those rap guys Who understands those rap guys girlfriends? They only talk to him because he looks like a total PIMP I mean that bulge It's just so BIG I can't believe it's so long It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, he's just so HUGE I like big boys and I can not lie You other sistas can't deny That when a guy walks in with style and taste And a long thing at his waist Damn he is hung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice those boxers were stuffed And put your hands in the jeans he's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homegirls tried to warn me But with that bulge you got Makes Me (me so horney) Ooh, i'd rub that rough skin i'd say i wanna get in your benz Well use me, use me, cuz i'm better than a porno movie I've seen them prancin' The hell with Hanson Sweat, sweat, got it flyin up like a turbo jet I'm tired of magazines Saying size ain't a thang Take the average girl and ask her that she gonna wanna a Mack ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah) Has your boyfriend got the bulge (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy thing Baby got front I like 'em long and big My hair's real, I ain't got a wig I just can't help myself I'm actin like a slut Just watch me shake my butt I wanna get you away from home And (uh), double up (uh uh) I ain't talkin 'bout Playgirl Cuz swedish maids were made for boys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Booty Buff's in trouble Beggin for a piece to cuddle So I'm lookin' at boy band videos Watchin' these men struttin all macho You can have them machos I'll keep my men with libido A word to the sexy hot mistas I wanna get with ya I would kiss and lick ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna (uh) Til the break of dawn You got it goin on A lot of prudes won't like this song Cuz them jerks lie to skip it and forget it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz you're long and you're strong And i'm down to get the friction on! So fellas(yeah), fellas(yeah) If we're gonna rock in your Mercedes (yeah) Then pull 'em down Stick it out Even shy girls got to shout Boy got front Yeah baby, When it comes to males, Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection! 5 inches? Only if he's 5'5"! So your boyfriend owns a Honda Playin classic movies by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a stickshift near the wheel of his Honda Your anaconda aint gettin none 'less you've got some hon You can do crunches or pull-ups, but please don't lose that toy Some sistas wanna eat that soft roll And tell you that the front ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to receive it So GQ says you're weak But I like your physique Cuz your abs are tight and you ain't a chicken And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the muscular dudes in the magazines You aint all that, Ah-nold Give me a brotha like no other Wouldn't trade him for another Some jealous bitch tried to dis, Cuz her man was on my list She said no way and wouldnt f--- 'im And i pulled up quick to suck 'im So men if the thing weighs 5 pounds And you wanna triple X, slow down Dial 1-900-BOOTYBUFF and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got front |