Comebacks

Thanks to Jaci for providing these!

1. Male: Hey Baby, what's your sign?
   Female: Do Not Enter



2. Male: How do you like your eggs in the moring?
   Female: Unfertilized



3. Male: Your place or mine? Female: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



4. Male: I'd go to the end of the world for you.
   Female: Yeh, but would you stay there?



5. Male: If I saw you naked, i would die happy.
   Female: If I saw you naked, I would die laughing.



6. Male: Your body is like a temple.
   Female: Sorry, no services today.



7. Male: Is this seat available?
   Female: it will be if you sit down.



8. Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
   Female: No, but it's gonna hurt when i drop kick you on your ass.



9. Male: I can see myself in your pants.
   Female: I can see myself vomitting.



10. Male: If i had a dime for everytime i saw a woman as beautiful as you,I'd have a dime.
    Female: If I had a nickel for everytime some loser has said that to me, I'd be Bill Gates.