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Lines for Girls

Thanks to Jaci for sending me these!


  1. My name is_______________, ...that's so you know what to scream.
  2. Can I have you're number? I have 35 cents, and no one to call.
  3. When you put bread in your pockets, does it come out toast, 'cause damn baby, you're hot!
  4. Does Levi's pay you for wearing those, and looking that good?
  5. You've been a naughty boy...Go to my room.
  6. I don't know what you're talking about, but it's making me horny.
  7. I may not be Wilma FLintstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.
  8. You look like a genie in a bottle, Can I rub you the right way?
  9. Why do you have to look so hot everyday? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
  10. Can I have a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
  11. Are those space pants you're wearing? 'cause that ass is outta this world!
  12. Well, I'm here....what's you're second wish?
  13. I mean i like hanging out with you, but sometimes i just wanna jump you.
  14. you..car..now...
  15. I'm a snicker's ....why wait?
  16. I have french homework, wanna be my tutor?
  17. You must be Campbell's Soup, cause you're lookin' mm mm good!
  18. If you're going to regret this in the morning, then we'll sleep 'til the afternoon.


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