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Lines for Girls
Thanks to Jaci for sending me these!
- My name is_______________,
...that's so you know what
to scream.
- Can I have you're number? I
have 35 cents, and no one
to call.
- When you put bread in your pockets,
does it come out toast, 'cause damn
baby, you're hot!
- Does Levi's pay you for wearing those,
and looking that good?
- You've been a naughty boy...Go to my room.
- I don't know what you're talking about,
but it's making me horny.
- I may not be Wilma FLintstone, but
I can sure as hell make your bed rock.
- You look like a genie in a bottle, Can I
rub you the right way?
- Why do you have to look so hot everyday?
Can't you take a break and let me concentrate
on something else for a change?
- Can I have a picture of you?
I want to show Santa what I want
for Christmas.
- Are those space pants you're wearing?
'cause that ass is outta this world!
- Well, I'm here....what's you're second wish?
- I mean i like hanging out with you, but
sometimes i just wanna jump you.
- you..car..now...
- I'm a snicker's ....why wait?
- I have french homework, wanna be my tutor?
- You must be Campbell's Soup, cause you're lookin' mm mm good!
- If you're going to regret this in the morning,
then we'll sleep 'til the afternoon.
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